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I love Sci-Fi flicks, well, good one's at least. I can't pass up a decent one just to see if it'll be wicked awesome or not. I'll be compiling my thoughts on sci-fi movies going forward here. Check back when a new one comes out and I'll let ya know what I thought.

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