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  •   I am Groot.   I am Groot, I am Groot!  I am Groot. I am Groot? I am groot.   I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot.   I AM GROOT.  
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  • Short Review: Does it suck? Nope. Is it awesome? Yep! What’s it like? Rainman + John Wick. No, seriously.   Long review.   Couple things. It’s been awhile, so, if you like my reviews and have been pissed off since I wrote my last one....sorry? I’ve been writing a novel that
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  • Short Review: Pretty good. Probably don’t need to see it in the theater, but worth a rental. Long review: This one is a hard one to review because much of my criticism is of the plot itself which is slowly revealed throughout the film (I think I just described how
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  • Short Review: It’s good, go see it. Long review: In the tradition of Moon, 2001: A Space Odyssey,Gravity and Space Camp (remember Space Camp!?) The Martian gives us a mostly accurate and believable look at what space exploration might look like in the near future and it’s freaking great!  
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  •   Short Review: Not as bad as everyone says it is. Set your expectations low, and it won’t suck quite so bad. Or just rent it.   Long Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger (thanks google drive for the spell check) said he would “Be Back”, and he is! That’s the best part
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  • Short Review: It’s very good, go see it. If you’re like my best friend, that’s all you need, stop reading this, just go see it. If you want to know more, keep reading ;)   Long Review:   It’s what the new Robocop wishes it could be, far superior to the
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  • Short Review: Eh, it’s ok. Some good songs, but overall wasn’t that impressed. Long Review: I am not one of those guys who hates all musicals. Some of my favorites that come to mind are Rocky Horror Picture Show (the first half, after that it gets weird), some of the
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  • Short Review: A classic detective story set way back in in the good old days of 1999. Liam Neeson is always good as a bad ass, but refreshing as a detective/bad ass.   Long Review: Before I get into the movie, let me say that seeing a movie at a
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  • Short Review: It’s fun, but ok, don’t ‘need to see it in the theater. Wait for rental. If you’re a Dracula or vampire fan you might like it, but otherwise it’s just not all that great.   Long Review: Dracula should not be rated PG-13. Especially when the premise of
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  • Short Review:If you haven't seen it yet...go, right now, go see it, duh, it’s great! Long Review:While DC Comics struggles to make good movies out of their heros, aside from Batman, Marvel continues to make fantastic movies with some of the most obscure comics, even Guardians that most Americans had
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  •  Short Review: Amazing, go see it!   Long Review: Seriously, amazing, go see it...right now!   You know the voice actors: Jay Baruchel plays Hiccup, the main character. You know him from This is the End, but I loved him in She’s out of My League. Cate Blanchett, Gerard Butler,
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  • Short Review: Good, go see it, fun stuff. Long Review: Before I talk about the movie itself, let me discuss Tom Cruise, just for a bit. I like Tom Cruise. Let me explain. Sure, he’s...well, he’s very passionate about his faith. I don’t happen to agree with that faith, and
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  • Short Review: It’s good, visuals are incredible, the Old Testament never looked so good.  Long Review: Before we get to the fact that it doesn’t follow the source material (ya know, the Bible) let’s talk about the movie as just a movie first.   It’s FANTASTIC.  The acting is good
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  •   Short Review: It was ok. Not horrible, but not great. If you’re a fan of the original, go see it. But if not, eh, you could wait for a rental. Long Review: I wish it was better for a few reasons.  1) We’ve seen a few movies come out
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  •   Short Review: Tried not to hate it. There were some good parts, like when it stopped. You’re gonna see it anyway, though. Long Review: Before we get to the review of the movie, can I complain about something else for a bit? Thanks. Anyone else pissed off that we
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  • Short Review: It’s good, go see it.Medium Review: I wish I had his abs...and hammer...? Careful, this is a family show.Long Review: Thor: The Dark World is a sequel of the first Thor movie, but also takes place after the the Avengers movie. So, if you haven’t seen BOTH of
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  • Short Review: Go see it, it’s fun. Bring the kids, especially your boys if you have them.   Long Review: Honestly, I wasn’t exactly excited to see this movie for two reasons. 1: Transformers, and two...when you get this big, to the scale of these giant robots dozens of stories
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  • Short Review: Pretty darn good, worth seeing it in the theater, and in 3D if you can pony up. Full Review: I’ve read a few reviews on this movie already, and in full disclosure, I’ll attempt to keep my opinions my own and not steal from others, but as we
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  •   Short review: Pretty good sci-fi flick, good action, decent movie, you should watch, you could wait for the rental though.   Full Review: If you’re a fan of the video game series, no, this is not a movie about Elder Scrolls. It IS about Earth post alien war and
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  • Short Review: {mainvote} Fun action flick, good to see John Mclain still kicking ass. This time bad guy Russian ass. (wait, didn’t he do that before...no...Germans? I can’t remember). Not as good as the original or the third one, but better than the last one. (really) Long Review: I liked
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I love Sci-Fi flicks, well, good one's at least. I can't pass up a decent one just to see if it'll be wicked awesome or not. I'll be compiling my thoughts on sci-fi movies going forward here. Check back when a new one comes out and I'll let ya know what I thought.

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