Movie Series

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Painkiller: Part 1 +
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Guardians of the Galaxy: 2 Review +
I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot! I am Groot. I am Groot? I am groot.… Read More
The Accountant +
Short Review: Does it suck? Nope. Is it awesome? Yep! What’s it like? Rainman + John Wick. No, seriously. Long… Read More
Crimson Peak: A beautiful film, not that scary +
Short Review: Pretty good. Probably don’t need to see it in the theater, but worth a rental. Long review: This… Read More
The Martian: a hero movie we need +
Short Review: It’s good, go see it. Long review: In the tradition of Moon, 2001: A Space Odyssey,Gravity and Space… Read More
Terminator Genisys & Terminator rundown +
Short Review: Not as bad as everyone says it is. Set your expectations low, and it won’t suck quite… Read More
Chappie +
Short Review: It’s very good, go see it. If you’re like my best friend, that’s all you need, stop reading… Read More
Into the Woods +
Short Review: Eh, it’s ok. Some good songs, but overall wasn’t that impressed. Long Review: I am not one of… Read More
A Walk Among the Tombstones +
Short Review: A classic detective story set way back in in the good old days of 1999. Liam Neeson is… Read More
Dracula Untold +
Short Review: It’s fun, but ok, don’t ‘need to see it in the theater. Wait for rental. If you’re a… Read More