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Stuff I don't wanna do

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I, uh, have a lot of stuff to do. But I don’t wanna do it. Like, any of it. I wish there was some way, some system in which we could have stuff done, without having to do it. Like, some kind of thing where you could say “hey, I really need this done, but I just don’t care, but I know someone does, so, could you do it?” They probably wouldn’t do it without some sort encouragement or gift. I wonder if you could say like “Hi, this thing that I don’t wanna do, could you do it? I will give you a puppy...” and then hold some kind of cute, adorable puppy. But then we might have a puppy shortage.

Hm...Some of the things that I don’t really wanna do is like, make sure I’m safe, make sure my drinking water is ok to drink, make sure the food I eat is ok. Teach my kids (I don’t have any right now, but when I get some, I’m not teaching them nothin’, I got stuff to do). Um, lets see, what else. Oh, I don’t know much about that medicine stuff, so, I hope there are people out there that do. And, oh, I hear there are bad people out there that like, wanna do bad things, I don’t really have the time or training, or care, to try to, ya know, stop them. I sure hope someone is taking care of all that.

Huh, man, there is a lot of stuff that I don’t wanna do, but NEEDS to get done. And I know I don’t have enough puppies to exchange for other people to do it. Hm, what to do, what to do. Hm, well, what if I got a collection of people with a few puppies each, and we all pooled our puppies together and offered a bunch of puppies to a group of people that would take care of all that for us. That way, we wouldn’t have to worry about it. Huh, yeah, I think I worked it out. But I don’t have any puppies. Hm...well I do have this thing called income, or money, I wonder if that could be exchanged for people doing the stuff I don’t wanna do. Hm...

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